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1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to)
until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh gee, better get
cracking," and scribble furiously. Turn it in a few minutes
early.
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read the
questions aloud and debate your answers with yourself out loud. If
asked to stop, yell out sarcastically, "I'm so sure you can hear me
thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor
is.
3. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them
at the instructor's left nostril.
4. Walk in, get the exam, and sit down. About
five minutes into the exam, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't
understand any of this. I've been to every lecture this semester!
What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular
guy?"
5. Bring a video game. Play with the volume at
max level.
6. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting
way to refuse to answer every question. For example, write "I
refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts
with my religious beliefs". Be creative.
7. Bring pets.
8. Run into the exam room looking about
frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor and say
"They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run
off.
9. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip
up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air
and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for
another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this
process every fifteen minutes.
10. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or
fluorescent markers.
11. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a
bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
12. Bring things to throw at the instructor when
she or he is not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to
you.
13. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam,
eat it.
14. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim
you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to
get the instructor to let them stay. Tell the instructor to expect
a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
15. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all
your things, move to another seat, and continue with the
exam.
16. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes in.
As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
17. At some point during the exam, start crying
for mommy.24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your
papers down violently, swear loudly and walk out
triumphantly.
18. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the
entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because
you have bad circulation.
19. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why
Professor (name) Sucks."
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